Audrey Jones Newcastle NSW

About me

A Bit About Me

Hello handsome, lovely to meet you.

I’m Audrey – a sweet, playful feminine beauty who loves conversation and connection. Everywhere I go, I fill the room with my bubbly personality, contagious laughter and occasionally devious charm.

I’m blessed with natural supple curves, exceptionally long legs on my 5’9 figure, a classically small waist and strikingly gorgeous face. I dare you to get lost in my emerald-green eyes and enchanting smile.

As an empathetic lover, I like learning what inspires you and quickens your pulse. Tell me what makes your world turn (I’m an excellent listener) and I’ll share in return (hint: I love soy flat white, pole dancing and live music – whether it’s a classical symphony at the Opera House or a hardcore metal band).

If you’re new to this world, I’m happy to guide you through the process. I trust that my intuition, experience and enthusiasm will create a safe and open space where we can enjoy each other.

And, if you’d to really like to relax, I give a damn good massage (qualified remedial massage therapist here!)

If you’re unsure where to start, I recommend exploring my ‘Netflix and Chill’ and ‘Dreamy Date Night’ options. When you’re ready to book our date, please text me 0406 723 004 using the template below.

Yours, Audrey x

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Contact Template (to make it easy for you!)

"Hi Audrey, My name is Josh, I would love to make a 2-hour booking with you next Saturday, 1st January at 6pm. I could also meet on Sunday evening if that doesn’t work for you. I look forward to hearing from you, hope you have a great day.

Regards,

Josh Homme"

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

Meeting

It's a date! How exciting! I am probably as nervous as you are, as I can’t wait to meet you!

Just be yourself, there's no judgement or expectations here. The only thing you need to bring is your dashing smile and your gorgeous manners. Please don’t forget to pop the remainder of the payment in an envelope. Feeling creative? Perhaps the envelope is tucked away in your favourite record or book?

Gifts are always appreciated, but never expected. If you're feeling extra generous, please peruse my wishlist.

Deposits

For all clients, I require a $150 deposit per hour booked. When on tour I request a 30% non-refundable deposit of the total booking. Bookings are not secured until the deposit has been cleared and I have sent you either a confirmation text or email.

Deposits are payable via BeemIt (@msaudreyjones), Bank Transfer or Cash Deposit into a Smart ATM.

If you are concerned about privacy, Beemit or cash deposit into a smart ATM is best, as it is anonymous and untraceable.

I understand unplanned events can occur resulting in the need to cancel your appointment. If this happens, I respectfully ask for your cancellation notice 24 hours prior to your scheduled appointment, and of course, we can transfer your deposit to another booking. Repeated cancellations will require the fee pre-paid in full.

In very unfortunate circumstances where I might be ill or unable to make the appointment, any amount paid toward the booking will be refunded in full within 48 hours of the cancellation using Beem only. This will require you to provide me with your BeemIt handle.

If cancellation is due to the client displaying unsafe behaviour (intimidation, manipulation, requesting unsafe/illegal services), the deposit (and any monies paid toward the booking) will not be refunded.

Availabilities

For Date Nights and Movie Nights In, I would suggest getting in touch 1 to 2 weeks in advance to ensure that our paths will cross. I am always in the pursuit of finding that lifestyle balance, and have limited late night availability.

Bookings 4h+ must include some social time i.e. lunch / drinks / spa / picnic, some sort of activity, whatever your heart desires.

Hygiene

Freshly showered, fresh breath and smelling divine, please. I am quite impartial to a delicious cologne. I will always have bathroom facilities if you require a freshen up.

COVID-19 Vaccination Policy

From October 2021, I will only be seeing clients who are fully vaccinated. Please be prepared to show proof of having received a double dose of a government approved COVID-19 vaccination. You may do so by uploading your immunisation certificate during the booking process, or by showing me in person at the start of the booking. Once shown, you will not be required to show again at future bookings. Failure to do either of these will result in the immediate cancellation of the booking and the full booking fee will be payable. I am fully vaccinated and can provide proof of vaccination upon request.