Charlotte Poppy Adelaide SA
The ‘read my ad’ girl 🤭
The ‘read my ad’ girl 🤭
Personal message
Last updated: Tue 5 November
This week is booking up fast! Have a little availability here and there, mostly Thursday 7th and Friday 8th x
About me
*Please use the template below to contact me, so I know you've read my ad x*
My name is Charlotte, I'm a bubbly and saucy gal with an enchanting passion for the lovely in life. I’ve worked more jobs than Barbie, this one will always be my favourite. I more than love it, this is where I fit best in the world. I’ve found so much meaning and purpose in most of what I do, and even when it’s just a couple of sluts tearing each other’s clothes off it’s still very lovely.
My ever-changing hair is always vibrant, soft and perfect for running hands through (currently pastel colours). My appearance is described as pixie-like, I have sparkly green eyes and a handful of freckles. I'm petite with small soft curves, and a lot of my porcelain skin is dressed in colourful tattoos. I haven’t had any cosmetic surgery, and will never get filler or tox so if you’re after a surgically sculpted woman go get her king, she’s not me though.
My vibe in a booking can be anywhere between a lovers GFE or an unserious FWB. Affectionate, passionate and close or wicked and insatiable. I’m playful and silly, but can be pulled into lust very easily. My incall is super discreet, neat and very comfortable. I don’t feel any anxiety there, so no doubt after a few minutes you won’t either!
Time with me is an escape from mundane reality, drowning the world out. I’m an escort, sure, but I’m not so filthy you feel shameful or weird when it’s over. More of a ‘whoa that was good’, not a ‘what did I just do?’. I’m a low volume lass - this means I’m not working back to back with tons of shitty men getting burnt out - I’m always tingly with anticipation for every booking, especially with lads I’ve met before! Prebookings not only allow me to have a bit less chaos in my life but also meet the same standard every booking, I’m not a person that gets complacent so even regulars for years will get my full beauty routine and amenities. I don’t do quick appointments, you’ll be able to relax and get comfortable as I never cut a booking short! I almost always end up going a little over time but being low volume that’s okay :)
I don’t have a personal type, but I’ll always be a fan of a smart man! You never have to worry about looks or abilities with me, one of my favourite things to do with inexperienced lads is to dispel any and all assumptions about what women are attracted to. I can guarantee I’ll surprise you! Get a little cute in my inbox, I’m all yours.
I know a handful of workers discriminate against certain races, and whilst that must really suck to read it’s fantastic that they tell on themselves like that so you don’t have to find out the hard way by booking them. No race is any more “dangerous” than another, there is no reason you need to tell me your race or even consider it when booking me. In that same realm I realise a lot of workers accept substances as payment or “like to party”, I will never be one of them as I’m not a drug user, and crackheads don’t read ads. My incall has ramps for my wheelchair boys, but I’m a tiny gal and whilst I think I’m soo strong I can’t lift or assist that much with transfers.
Now for the unsexy stuff:
Just like any other established, reputable escort I do not provide natural “services”. I do not consider it a service at all, it’s destructive and heinous.
Please do not contact me with:
- refusal to screen, lame
- the same ‘u available’ text you send 50 other workers wondering why no one replies, stupid
- dick pics/nudes of any kind, uninspired
- bartering or offering drugs for services, ew
- erotic essays, pompous
- offers for driver/photographer/OF pimp, weird
- minors in the outcall location, or if you yourself are a minor, clownery
- the resentment of an incel, self-sabotage
- the coke dick you’re wrestling with at 5am, impotent
- being an AT fan - seriously dozens of you in the inbox of a blue haired bitch what are you doing?
- without reading my ad - its my whole thing - I'm the 'read my ad' girl x
@ladycharlotteau on snap and Twitter - if you add me on Snapchat I will ask you where you found my username, no need to be offended by this question I have to ask everybody. I’ll never open any snap a total stranger sends me, please refrain from sending me anything as my snap is not for enquiries. It is a privilege to be there, there is exclusive content in my stories that will help you when it comes to verifying I’m not a catfish HOWEVER this is not content you can jerk to! Please do not add me if you’re a collector of hot girls on snap with no intention of ever booking anyone, quite frankly that’s insane behaviour. I post whenever I feel like it/whenever I have time, if you want someone who pumps out free daily content there’s plenty of OF creators out there for you to choose from ♡
As I am selective with my clientele and diligent with screening you are completely safe with me, I am 100% independent so when you send a text, you’re talking to me! Keep this in mind, when contacting an escort you want to consider what the rest of our inbox looks like and behave accordingly rather than being just another dickhead in a sea of dickheads (not to complain still love my job hehe). First impressions count and you want to be able to book whoever you want and have a delicious time, rather than getting blocked by everyone you actually want and ending up with only catfishes and crackheads to choose from (with peace and love)
This should be fun and sexy and easy! Nobody likes being told what to do, but you’ll see just how easy I’ve made this process for you with my sexy lil template (especially if you're a first-timer or not often successful when trying to book escorts):
"Hi Charlotte! My name is ___, I found you on RealBabes and was wondering if you were available (insert date(s) & times *NOT “NOW”*) for an (incall/outcall, if outcall please include location). I’m after X hours OR X/X hours, I’m happy to be screened via deposit & Photo ID”
If I’m set as “available tonight” I’m usually at the incall and may only need a couple hours to get ready, otherwise I usually need a day or more notice. Please try to give notice when you can, if you can only find the courage to book on short notice you’re not ready to do this (and I’m not interested in being a part of your shame spiral afterwards!) I’ll usually have a note about my availability in the top box.
I’m totally upfront about screening so you have a choice to see someone else if my safety protocol makes you uncomfortable. Please only contact me when screening-ready! Why do I only see men who read the ad? That’s how consent works in this industry, it keeps me safe from men who disregard consent.
I take deposits via Beem, the rest in cash.
To cancel or reschedule your appointment I require 24 hours notice, I can reschedule with your existing deposit (if applicable), if less than 24 hours notice or without rescheduling a cancellation fee of 25% will apply. My no-show fee is the full booking fee, without which you won’t be able to book me again so please reach out if you can’t make your appointment.
Excited to meet you,
C x
My Stats
Age group: | 25 - 29 |
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Ethnicity: | Caucasian |
Hair color: | Bright colored |
Hair length: | Long |
Body type: | Slim |
Bust size: | Medium |
Length: | Petite (less then 164cm) |
My rates
Incall | Outcall | |
1 Hour (Same Day) | $500 | . |
All same day/short notice bookings are 500 per hour flat rate. Multiple hours are fine x | ||
1 Hour (Prebooked) | $450 | . |
2 Hours (Prebooked) | $850 | $950 |
3 Hours (Prebooked) | $1,150 | $1,250 |
4 Hours (Prebooked) | $1,500 | $1,600 |
Blank & Chill
I offer two booking types: Hourly as normal, or my 'Blank & Chill' package.
___ & Chill? a more relaxed alternative to the classic Dinner Date. You fill in the blank - UberEats on the couch & chill, Movies/Youtube & chill, Gaming & chill, Showing each other memes on our phones & chill etc. If you enjoy a night in over a night out, this one's for you. Does need to include an activity, intimacy is reserved for 'chill' time. Prebooked appointments only.
Incall | Outcall | |
Blank & Chill 1.5/1.5 | $900 | $1,000 |
1 1/2 Hours Social 1 1/2 Hours Chill | ||
Blank & Chill 2/2 | $1,200 | $1,300 |
2 Hours Social 2 Hours Chill |
If you’re a first timer I recommend 1-2 hours, you can always request time to extend your booking and I’ll do my best to accommodate x
My Availability
TODAY | By appointment |
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TOMORROW | By appointment |
SAT 09 NOV | Unavailable |
SUN 10 NOV | 19:00 - 02:00 |
MON 11 NOV | 15:00 - 02:00 |
TUE 12 NOV | 15:00 - 02:00 |
WED 13 NOV | 15:00 - 02:00 |
Contact me for
- Incalls or Outcalls
- GFE bookings
- Social, Netflix, Lunch & Dinner dates
- Bookings for disabled people
- Bookings with other SW
realbabes.com.au/charlottepoppy
I am on Realbabes since: June 2023
My last profile update: 8 September 2024